There is a spot that you can’ t scratch
Right between your shoulder blades ,
Like an egg that just won’t hatch
Here you set and there it stays.
Turn and squirm and try to reach it ,
Twist your neck and bend your back,
Hear your elbows creak and crack,
Stretch your fingers, now you bet it ’s
Going to reach —no that won’ t get it—
Hold your breath and stretch and pray,
Only just an inch away ,
Worse than a sunbeam you can’t catch
Is that one spot that
You can’ t scratch.
Merry Christmas Folks 🙂